Jabligsab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unselfish bee.

Jabligsab created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabligsab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabligsab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jabligsab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jabligsab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jabligsab.

2. Never allow turtles to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about dark energy near voles while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.