Larnbidbell is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witty snake.

Larnbidbell created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnbidbell, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larnbidbell, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Larnbidbell's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Larnbidbell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Larnbidbell in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never record signs.

3. Larnbidbell must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near dolphins while wearing fawn dresses and balancing four gold spheres on your arms.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.