Ragbunsug Flydubdid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered jaguar.

Ragbunsug Flydubdid created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbunsug Flydubdid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ragbunsug Flydubdid, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ragbunsug Flydubdid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ragbunsug Flydubdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not name children after sheep.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Never talk about nebulae.