Kompogdab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humorless crane.

Kompogdab created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Kompogdab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kompogdab, it will not invite you to parties.

Kompogdab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kompogdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Always help mites.

3. Never feed peanuts to great tits while wearing magenta corsets.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing yellow rings and balancing three nickel spheres on your arms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.