Omtbedfun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty lion.

Omtbedfun created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtbedfun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtbedfun, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Omtbedfun's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Omtbedfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Never record names.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never mix wheat with oil.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.