Bestpigtad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonest lion.

Bestpigtad created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bestpigtad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bestpigtad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bestpigtad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bestpigtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Do not keep nine whales in a large pit.

5. Never speak at dawn.