Zodmonjat Xemdingab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional otter.

Zodmonjat Xemdingab created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodmonjat Xemdingab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zodmonjat Xemdingab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Zodmonjat Xemdingab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Zodmonjat Xemdingab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. You must love Zodmonjat Xemdingab.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Do not resist fate.