Lagmidlig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise bird.

Lagmidlig created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagmidlig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lagmidlig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Lagmidlig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lagmidlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never travel toward the east during spring.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not take Lagmidlig's name in vain.