Sigrakxuc Nibrulabgofhunrighenhub Quatnull is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, staggering cat.

Sigrakxuc Nibrulabgofhunrighenhub Quatnull created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigrakxuc Nibrulabgofhunrighenhub Quatnull, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sigrakxuc Nibrulabgofhunrighenhub Quatnull, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sigrakxuc Nibrulabgofhunrighenhub Quatnull's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sigrakxuc Nibrulabgofhunrighenhub Quatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sigrakxuc Nibrulabgofhunrighenhub Quatnull.