Fliskipbed is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident dove.

Fliskipbed created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fliskipbed, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fliskipbed, she will turn you into a rock.

Fliskipbed's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fliskipbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Put Fliskipbed first in all things.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always take life seriously.