Kommum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring hare.

Kommum created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kommum, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kommum, she will curse you with boils.

Kommum's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Kommum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.

4. Always store lentils above ground.

5. Always count to seven before sleeping.