Capvadyattdubrat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, strong tortoise.

Capvadyattdubrat created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Capvadyattdubrat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Capvadyattdubrat, he will try to impress you with trees.

Capvadyattdubrat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Capvadyattdubrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow great tits to witness sacred rites.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Capvadyattdubrat on top of all buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not chop down trees.