Funyatdon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, wise pigeon.

Funyatdon created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funyatdon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Funyatdon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Funyatdon's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Funyatdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing black shorts and balancing six platinum spheres on your face.

2. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never approach forests carrying bone.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Always remove hats before touching aluminium.