Figbogmid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, grumpy bird.

Figbogmid created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figbogmid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Figbogmid, it will torture you forever.

Figbogmid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Figbogmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Figbogmid's priests.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

4. Never talk about special relativity near foxes while wearing green trousers and balancing four silver spheres on your arms.

5. Never curse while facing south.