Libruttyok is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, prudent wyrm.

Libruttyok created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libruttyok, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Libruttyok, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Libruttyok's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Libruttyok's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three foxes approach from the east.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Put Libruttyok first in all things.

4. Never feed lots of pineapples to monkeys while wearing brown dresses.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.