Narfomzog Tadflowpasontyattneltailget is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind skunk.

Narfomzog Tadflowpasontyattneltailget created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narfomzog Tadflowpasontyattneltailget, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Narfomzog Tadflowpasontyattneltailget, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Narfomzog Tadflowpasontyattneltailget's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Narfomzog Tadflowpasontyattneltailget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning stars.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Never remain prostrate at dusk.