Limfondossnart is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable dugong.

Limfondossnart created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limfondossnart, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Limfondossnart, he will send you a sign.

Limfondossnart's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Limfondossnart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Never touch ash while tainted.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Always obey Limfondossnart's priests.