Panflanhub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy centipede.

Panflanhub created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panflanhub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Panflanhub, he will turn you into a hamster.

Panflanhub's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Panflanhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never eat peas on days of mourning.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Never remain prostrate at midday.

5. Do not eat strawberries.