Flowriling is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, smart aardvark.

Flowriling created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowriling, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flowriling, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flowriling's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Flowriling's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Put Flowriling first in all things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never speak at midnight.