Garlarnrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, amazing crane.

Garlarnrutt created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garlarnrutt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Garlarnrutt, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Garlarnrutt's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Garlarnrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight shrews approach from the west.

2. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Always stare at clouds.