Larpjenyog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful salamander.

Larpjenyog created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpjenyog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larpjenyog, he will turn you into a hamster.

Larpjenyog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Larpjenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare corn while filled with anger.

2. Do not wear ear rings marked with green.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.