Misarflik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident armadillo.

Misarflik created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misarflik, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Misarflik, he will laugh at you.

Misarflik's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Misarflik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Misarflik on top of important buildings.

2. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never cross rivers at midnight.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.