Gommisxen Himlarpkam Timquimlog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless armadillo.

Gommisxen Himlarpkam Timquimlog created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gommisxen Himlarpkam Timquimlog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gommisxen Himlarpkam Timquimlog, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gommisxen Himlarpkam Timquimlog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gommisxen Himlarpkam Timquimlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Do not fashion tools from lead.

4. Never pray while filled with anger.

5. Pray only in shadows.