Sabkop is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unfair wolf.

Sabkop created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabkop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sabkop, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sabkop's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Sabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing coats.

2. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Do not consume peas at dawn.

5. Do not take Sabkop's name in vain.