Gilhabran is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet hyena.

Gilhabran created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gilhabran, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gilhabran, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gilhabran's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gilhabran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Never wear hats.