Hadfodyaklad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, almighty penguin.

Hadfodyaklad created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadfodyaklad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hadfodyaklad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hadfodyaklad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hadfodyaklad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

4. Do not wear jumpers marked with mauve.

5. Do not speak about melons.