Pibnakzaktabmum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonest dragonfly.

Pibnakzaktabmum created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibnakzaktabmum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pibnakzaktabmum, it will boil you in a big pot.

Pibnakzaktabmum's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pibnakzaktabmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not kill mice.