Buglattom is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring gnu.

Buglattom created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Buglattom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Buglattom, it will turn you into a snail.

Buglattom's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Buglattom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.