Mipnigzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humane crocodile.

Mipnigzod created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipnigzod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mipnigzod, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mipnigzod's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Mipnigzod's Holy Commandments

1. Mipnigzod must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

3. Never feed lots of onions to manatees while wearing brown shorts.

4. Never sit in the presence of elders.

5. Never wear green kilts.