Bamdod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, weak zebra.

Bamdod created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamdod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bamdod, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bamdod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bamdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in winter.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear corsets marked with black.

4. Put Bamdod first in all things.

5. Do not gather at wells at dawn.