Rulken is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic bird.

Rulken created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulken, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rulken, he will ignore you.

Rulken's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rulken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.