Madhabrill is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, quiet dingo.

Madhabrill created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madhabrill, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Madhabrill, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Madhabrill's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Madhabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Always share corn with strangers, but never with mites.

4. Do not name children after capybaras.

5. Do not run in public.