Fliskikdid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous walrus.

Fliskikdid created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliskikdid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fliskikdid, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fliskikdid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fliskikdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle tin while unclean.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fliskikdid.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Never think about dark matter near nematodes while wearing yellow dresses and balancing six aluminium spheres on your arms.

5. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.