Mumnilljap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast cat.

Mumnilljap created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumnilljap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mumnilljap, she will turn you into a goat.

Mumnilljap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mumnilljap's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.