Gadflisbestflis is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humane wasp.

Gadflisbestflis created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadflisbestflis, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gadflisbestflis, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gadflisbestflis' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gadflisbestflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always obey Gadflisbestflis' priests.

4. Never mark doors with magenta.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.