Renstragyarmisfomcudnuttmit is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sapient sheep.

Renstragyarmisfomcudnuttmit created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renstragyarmisfomcudnuttmit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Renstragyarmisfomcudnuttmit, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Renstragyarmisfomcudnuttmit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Renstragyarmisfomcudnuttmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not place rice upon stone.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Renstragyarmisfomcudnuttmit on top of important buildings.

4. Do not consume onions at dawn.

5. Never speak at midnight.