Queegsandnell Bastquafbab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous cow.

Queegsandnell Bastquafbab created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegsandnell Bastquafbab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Queegsandnell Bastquafbab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Queegsandnell Bastquafbab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Queegsandnell Bastquafbab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Do not place turnips upon stone.