Fathomsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate faun.

Fathomsaw created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fathomsaw, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fathomsaw, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fathomsaw's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fathomsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fathomsaw.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

4. You must pray to Fathomsaw three times a day.

5. Never run in autumn.