Dambonrul is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud hare.

Dambonrul created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dambonrul, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dambonrul, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dambonrul's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dambonrul's Holy Commandments

1. Dambonrul loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Always count to six before sleeping.

4. Always remove scarves before touching silver.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dambonrul.