Lipflamraw is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome elephant.

Lipflamraw created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipflamraw, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lipflamraw, it will turn you into a duck.

Lipflamraw's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lipflamraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your back before prayer.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

5. Never feed onions to ducks while wearing blue shirts.