Logrottonk is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous cat.

Logrottonk created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logrottonk, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Logrottonk, he will make you grow a tail.

Logrottonk's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Logrottonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.