Bogpinbast Dandotmif is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome whale.

Bogpinbast Dandotmif created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogpinbast Dandotmif, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogpinbast Dandotmif, he will torture you forever.

Bogpinbast Dandotmif's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bogpinbast Dandotmif's Holy Commandments

1. Bogpinbast Dandotmif loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never gather four snails near towers.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.