Artkenfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, blissful dove.

Artkenfoss created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artkenfoss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Artkenfoss, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Artkenfoss' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Artkenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear shorts marked with green.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always obey Artkenfoss' priests.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.