Stragparkwapteentab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tranquil dove.

Stragparkwapteentab created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Stragparkwapteentab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stragparkwapteentab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Stragparkwapteentab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Stragparkwapteentab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never feed wheat to mites while wearing black shorts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never gather six nematodes near wells.

5. Do not gather at doors at dusk.