Tindissvid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fast unicorn.

Tindissvid created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tindissvid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tindissvid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tindissvid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tindissvid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help badgers in need.