Nillcissflat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, loving duck.

Nillcissflat created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillcissflat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nillcissflat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nillcissflat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nillcissflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to three before sleeping.

2. Always store turnips above ground.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with horses.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.