Nutdimruttkik is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered ferret.

Nutdimruttkik created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nutdimruttkik, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nutdimruttkik, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nutdimruttkik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nutdimruttkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

4. Worship no other gods but Nutdimruttkik.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.