Femgodcudbep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring jellyfish.

Femgodcudbep created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femgodcudbep, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Femgodcudbep, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Femgodcudbep's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Femgodcudbep's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Femgodcudbep.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.