Lenwitrak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty jellyfish.

Lenwitrak created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenwitrak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lenwitrak, it will be very sad.

Lenwitrak's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Lenwitrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near snails while wearing indigo hats and balancing seven silicon spheres on your head.

5. Never wear magenta ear rings.