Cisszighan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful bird.

Cisszighan created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisszighan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cisszighan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cisszighan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cisszighan's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with mauve.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Cisszighan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

5. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.